Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road???


Trick or Treat!  It's St. Louis tradition for the kids to tell a joke before they receive their Halloween treat.  So this morning I've been searching the internet for some cute jokes to teach the girls before they go out trick-or-treating tonight.

Enjoy.......

How do you fix a cracked jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plump-kin

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi


1 comment :

  1. HA! I love 'em! We call this kind of stuff "Dilley humor" (Dilley being my maiden name). Thanks for sharing....I'm using them on my family!

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