Trick or Treat! It's St. Louis tradition for the kids to tell a joke before they receive their Halloween treat. So this morning I've been searching the internet for some cute jokes to teach the girls before they go out trick-or-treating tonight.
Enjoy.......
How do you fix a cracked jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plump-kin
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
HA! I love 'em! We call this kind of stuff "Dilley humor" (Dilley being my maiden name). Thanks for sharing....I'm using them on my family!
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