Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road???

Trick or Treat!  It's St. Louis tradition for the kids to tell a joke before they receive their Halloween treat.  So this morning I've been searching the internet for some cute jokes to teach the girls before they go out trick-or-treating tonight.

Enjoy.......

How do you fix a cracked jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plump-kin

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi